Is our leader a "CAD" or what?

Obama didn't want to offend his Muslim brothers around the world by appearing to be in the pocket of the Anglo-Imperialists - at home or abroad. He will probably seize one of the original copies of the U.S. Constitution from the National Archives to give to Amadimwattbulb to burn in Iran when they meet to discuss how they will bring about the fall of Israel. Then again, since he has little or no regard for that 'flawed' set of doents and wants to impress his Arab and Persian friends, he might just get one of the I-beams from the World Trade Center and give it to Iran as a keepsake instead.